"A blog is to a writer what a canvas is to an artist." ~ Colleen Redman

13: Message in a Bottle

1. Message seen on my Akismet WordPress spam filter: “What the heck is ham doing on my blog? I’m a vegetarian,” which made me wonder what computer ham is, maybe spam that’s conceited?

2. Good tea and good beer are like twins that I love equally for completely different reasons.

3. They’re like bookends, like the sun and moon, and ocean and bay are like bookends on the hometown peninsula I grew up on.

4. The word tea is in treat

5. I was out in the garden picking overgrown green beans today when the teakettle inside started to whistle. A little while later I noticed it was silent, like a crying baby who finally gives up. I ran inside, but it was too late. It’s the second teakettle I’ve killed in the last two weeks.

6. Doing my mother’s recycling at the grocery store last week was like hitting the one arm bandits in Las Vegas. I had to reach up and push each can in a machine slot while collecting reject cans and tickets below. I must have hit the jackpot; I made $5.

7. My mother thought I’d be dying to go home after 2 weeks of caring for her. I told her that I’d be ready to go home after two weeks even if I was in Aruba.

8. THIS is what I did for nightlife while at my mom’s in Hull, Mass.

9. Seeing THIS on the beach was a first for me.

10. 1st comes the heartbeat … then the search for the nectar … in the Garden of Eden … on an island called Mother … Next comes the first cry … and the need to be rocked …

11. Keeping time with the poem eternal … I got my start in rocking cradles … I got my start in amniotic fluid …on a planet in orbit … in a primordial sea! ~ Excerpts from Rock and Roll: The Early Influences 1995 first read at The Teahouse Jam.

12. In the last two weeks I’ve gotten the following strangely misspelled searches that have landed people on my blog: bloose leaf notes, rooseleaf note, note loose-leaf. loose leafn otes, and cute loose leaf.

13. Oil is spilling into the gulf as we speak. It’s worse than standing by while a loved one bleeds to death.

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