A Hot FloydFest Date
At first it seemed that my husband Joe had fallen under the seduction of a mistress. Since he took on the task of coordinating on-site parking for FloydFest ‘07, I hadn’t seen him in days. For the past five years, he’s volunteered his time in exchange for a weekend pass, but this year, as the Floyd high school soccer coach, he signed on to head up one of the most intensive behind-the-scenes jobs. In exchange, FloydFest makes a substantial donation to the soccer program to help with the purchase of uniforms and equipment.
In years past, Joe and I watched many of our Floyd friends whiz around on golf carts, taking care of FloydFest business, as we trudged around the sprawling site on foot. There looked to be a certain appeal to being part of the FloydFest inner circle and having entry to places festival goers don’t go.
But we rarely saw those same friends on the dance floor, hanging out in the beer garden, spinning a hula hoop, climbing the climbing wall, having their fortunes read, or sitting in a lawn chair in front of the main stage for a performance.
I knew if I wanted to spend any time with Joe I would have to come into the fold, which meant seeing FloydFest through the windshield of his golf cart. I had earned my own pink sparkly wristband, a weekend pass for performing poetry with a women’s ensemble on the Global Village Stage, but Joe had VIP status and hanging out with him gave me brief access to the back-stage world of hospitality tents where food was served, beer on tap flowed, and comfy couches awaited.
He picked me up in the golf cart for our “date.” I pulled in close and put my arm around him. The pace immediately and dramatically shifted. As it picked up, I began to wonder where my seatbelt was, feeling like a Jedi zooming through the back woods pathways. I took pictures as we tooled through the crowds, down the winding cart paths, up to the entrance at the Blue Ridge Parkway. There, I snapped a photo of the result Joe’s and other volunteer’s hard work, a parking lot full of cars and campers in organized rows. 
Later, we hopped off the cart so that Joe could give me a tour of FloydFest headquarters, an on-site trailer tucked between trees. There, twenty or so walkie-talkies were spread out on a table being charged, computers were lit up, and several busy people were talking all at once. After that, we drove the cart down to the pond where Joe filled up the tank at an old barn that I dubbed the FloydFest gas station.
On more than one occasion our date was interrupted by the walkie-talkie, a run to the front gate to attend to a problem, or to train a replacement volunteer. “This is my wife,” Joe announced to all the volunteer workers he stopped to talk to. I enjoyed a black cherry ice cream in a homemade waffle cone from a nearby vendor’s stand while Joe briefly attended a meeting.
Sometimes we parked the cart, like when it was time for my scheduled 3:30 poetry performance. Although Joe was able to attend that performance, he missed the readings later at the Coffee Bus, in which I and other poets took turns standing on a makeshift soapbox and shouting poetry, mostly about Peter Pan. I edged out on the ledge like Peter as I read, then jumped off as if I was plunging off Captain Hook’s plank, making room for the next poet.

Live music and poetry, outside dining and dancing – what more could a girl ask for? Joe even appeared mysteriously for a set of Donna the Buffalo, spinning around me on the dance floor before zipping off in his cart again. After sunset we met-up for one last ride. We leisurely followed the moon rising full behind the main stage. Under the spell of a long day well spent, we waved to passersby.
It was dark and coolness had descended on the mountain as Joe walked me to my car. We kissed goodnight to the tune of Cat Empire’s final song. It was the end of a perfect date.
Update: It’s Sunday morning and Joe is back to work as I am typing this and am about to begin putting Floyd’s August Museletter together. That’s me, Mara, and Joe in the third photo, dancing on the Poet’s Soapbox to Donna the Buffalo. For an animated clip of the first photo above, the new Hill Holler Stage, click HERE. Also check out the other Floyd bloggers coverage of FF HERE and HERE. More photos coming soon …
July 29th, 2007 1:22 pm
hello Colleen, Michele sent me.
It seems you had a wonderfully busy weekend at the Festival – but it all ended up nicely and quietly.
I like the photo with the full moon.
July 30th, 2007 8:59 am
Colleen I have a picture of you performing on your soap box. I was so excited to get to see you perform. I was on my way to meet Martin so I couldn’t stay long but you sounded just great. I noticed your husband dancing first at Donna and then just looked for a visor and sure enough, there you were. I hate I didn’t dance more…they are my faves and I had gotten hot and held out for Funkyside that didn’t even get played! I only danced to one song, I feel ashamed. But I danced all day Friday which is what wore me down to Saturday’s pathetic energy level and sore feet!
I think the festival was a huge huge success this year don’t you! I had a great time though next year I may sleep at home!
July 30th, 2007 9:33 am
Deana, I did get a brief glimpse of you from the top of the soap box! I’m glad you got a picture because no one else did. What a hoot! I spent most of my dance quota on Donna and the Buffalos. Even with sleeping at home and attending one full day (4 hours on Thursday and one hour on Friday) I had to meter out my energy. A big chunk went to our earlier stage performance in the Global Village. I thought it was the best fest yet and the attendance was over the top!
July 30th, 2007 9:49 am
Thanks for the great look at Floydfest; as wonderful as ever! I won a hula hoop one year while I was there, but no one has ever seen me dancing with it!
July 30th, 2007 10:22 am
What a great peak into the underpinnings of Floyd Fest. Love those pink boots Colleen.
July 30th, 2007 10:23 am
As always, this looks like so much fun. It is always fun to get a behind-the-scenes look at things. joe must be tired today.
July 30th, 2007 12:54 pm
I love zipping around in golf carts. Sounds like a rigorous job, your husband had there.
Just noticed, reading the Muse, that you have changed your name to “RedQueen”. 😉
Susan
July 30th, 2007 4:38 pm
Susan, ever since a feminist friend pointed out to me how patriarchal many last names are, ending in “man” and “son,” and she started calling me Redone, I’ve been changing my last name to suit the circumstance, but only in the Museletter where I’m most free to have that kind of fun. More about my chameleon name changes in this post: http://looseleafnotes.com/notes/2005/06/name_spell.html xo
August 2nd, 2007 11:04 am
Sounds like Floyd was hopping once again this year. Looks like everyone had a great time.
Did you happen to run into Pat and Tom? I’m pretty sure they always go.