13 Stops Traffic
1. I can easily ignore the phone ringing and wait for the caller to leave a message, but as soon as my iphone goes off, I don’t know why, but I jump and can’t pick it up soon enough. Luckily, hardly anyone calls me.
2. Reason to get up in the morning: to check and see how many stink bugs I caught in THIS homemade trap. (Twelve the first night, five the next.)
3. I had a good laugh when someone on Facebook recently referred to hen’s eggs as “ass fruit.”
4. Facebook status update from my Asheville Potter Son Josh who is in Tasmania: “Kangaroo steaks on the barbie and Australia rules footie on the telie, big Friday night downunder.” Check out his blog HERE.
5. My 5-year-old grandson recently informed me that some adults like to scare kids. When I asked him what adults he meant, he told me the ones that make movies. Later, when I was at the computer, he said to me, “Can you figure out why some adults like to scare kids with monsters? Can you look that up?”
6. Is googling the new form of doodling or noodling?
7. At the downtown Market in Roanoke over the weekend, we spotted a couple of groups of people with rabbit ears on who were mulling about. Being curious, I asked what the ears were all about and was told they were bar “hopping.”
8. Then we saw Elvis stop traffic.
9. I’m kind of shocked by how much Elvis Presley looked like the Statue of Liberty. See for yourself HERE.
10. I call the picture to the right “The Dating Game.” It was taken during a tour of Roanoke’s historic 202 Market Street building, in the upstairs lounge and music venue, and after eating at Stephano’s, an excellent Italian restaurant in the building.
10. At an origami peace crane workshop at the Plowshare Youth Peace Summit on Saturday (which was also part of our date), I bragged about how I learned to fold money into origami shapes when a 13 year-old family member asked for money for Christmas. See HERE.
11. Seeing the movie Divergent was also part of the date. Inside the theater Joe asked if I turned my phone off. “No, but no one ever calls me,” I assured him.
12. When my dad was young he looked a lot like Elvis Presley. See what I mean HERE.
13. It seems appropriate to close with a line I recently saw on a blog that incorporates a quote from Wallace Stevens and is meant to encourage readers to comment: Thought is an infection. In the case of certain thoughts, it becomes an epidemic. Feel free to spread the plague here.
_________Thirteen Thursday
April 9th, 2014 5:42 pm
Once again a great 13. You cover so much and really make my mind pause and think. I hope I create at least a little virus.
April 10th, 2014 7:48 am
I enjoyed reading your list. Very entertaining!
Colletta
April 10th, 2014 8:52 am
Great list. I must try that stinkbug trap. Those things are insidious. I love that last quote.
April 10th, 2014 9:43 am
#1 for sure no i phones though
April 10th, 2014 10:17 am
I’ll bet if you got more calls on it you’d jump less. As to googling – it’s become my phone book.
April 10th, 2014 12:47 pm
I thought Thursday Thirteen didn’t exist anymore, what a surprise ! Nice post !
April 10th, 2014 1:50 pm
Another GREAT T13, my dear Colleen…..The most Amazing thing?
The Statue Of Liberty and Elvis!!! I NEVER saw that before…..And your Dad DID looked like Elvis, too.
Your Grandson’s question is a truly profound one.
April 10th, 2014 11:44 pm
Love number thirteen… My T13
April 11th, 2014 5:28 am
Good one Colleen, as usual.
Interesting that Liam was trying to work through whatever has scared him. Has he seen a horror movie or could it be something else?
And …
I jump a mile when any phone rings. I guess it scares me, but I really don’t get it.
April 11th, 2014 8:21 am
Oh, that was five year old (six next month) Bryce. He’s a deep thinker.
I kind of cringe when the phone rings. Some of the goes back to getting the call from you about losing Jimmy.
April 11th, 2014 11:14 am
Oh, Bryce. I should have figured.
Calling you about Jimmy was awful.
April 11th, 2014 7:41 pm
#9…..#9……#9
He does look like the statue of liberty and those are some weird pics!!!
I like the dating game pic too!