Who needs a fortune cookie or a psychic reading for the latest predications or insight into yourself? Just type your own name like this “colleen is” in a google search engine and see how accurate the oracle can be. Colleen is teaching “Breaking into Film/TV. Colleen is endorsed by the Washington State Fire Department. Colleen […]
The winners of yesterday “Liar Liar Pants on Fire Contest” are… Cindy at Twisted Cindy and Laura at Blue Stocking. They both followed their gut instinct and guessed correctly that I don’t have a shamrock tattoo. Most people (8 of them) thought the one white eyebrow was the lie. Check out the breakdown below: 1. […]
One of the following is not true. Can you guess which one? 1. I have a shamrock tattoo. 2. I have one white eyebrow. 3. I once had a job as a night watchman. 4. I’ve done runway modeling before. Siblings, hold your tongues until tomorrow. I’ll post the answer then, along with who got […]
5 Years and 5 Things Ago… What were you doing 10 years ago? I was watching my youngest son Dylan’s soccer games and my eldest son Josh wrestle in his first state tournament. I was taking prom pictures of Josh and teaching him to drive. Dylan dyed his hair red and got a bb stuck […]
Our garden was recently raided by a bare-footed hungry Corn Maiden, my youngest son’s girlfriend’s daughter. She plans to come back in September or October when the pumpkins are ripe, at which point we’ll call her “The Goddess of Harvest.” And in other news, for those who haven’t heard: 1. Please don’t use the word […]
After revealing some of the stupidest things I’ve done in my August 1st post, some members of The Love-Link, an email group I belong to, came forward with some of their own “stupid things.” Most were related to mishearing, like this one that my niece, Chrissie, shared: She and her boyfriend recently went to a […]
This meme was sent to me nearly a month ago by Musings of a Middle-aged Woman. I was in Massachusetts at the time on a solo sabbatical, being kept busy trying not to do anything really stupid so I could make it home in one piece. Sorry it’s taken so long to answer… 1. What […]
Will posting your pet peeves discharge the discomfort they cause, in a similar way that doing psycho-therapy about your childhood can help to release its hold on you? Here is my list to test the theory: ~ At the car wash when they put down your radio antennae and then don’t put it back up […]
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. -Jerry Seinfeld I’ve never been considered a book worm. Although I’ve read my share of books, I seem to collect them even more than I read them. The first book I remember being stirred by was a family […]
The first time I saw the word “meme” on a blog, I decided it meant “theme about me” (hence the “me” “me”) and was pronounced “meem” to rhyme with theme. Eventually, I looked it up. It’s not in my 1978 dictionary, but the Wikepedia says that “meme,” which comes from the Greek word for memory, […]
Okay. Do I have your attention? After two long posts in two days, I’m ready for some blog-lite. A photo will do just fine. Do you notice anything strange about this one? Remember the flash cards we played with as kids of faces, upper bodies, and lower bodies? The object of the fun was to […]